But is it intentional? âRumor has it, that she loved to torture virgins and bathe in their blood.â Did you know that Bathory, the Blood Countess, was accused along with her posse of four of torturing hundreds of girls and young women? O.K. Then, in quick succession, a series of brief, energetic scenes: Tara trying to OD on any pill she could get her hands on; Eric explaining to Sookie about the ruthlessness and secrecy of werewolves (“Sounds familiar,” Anna Pacquin said with impeccable dryness), and then a priceless scene in which Pam schooled Jessica in some of the ways to drain, control, and dispose of any human a sweet little vampire might have fed upon. ⢠Terryâs List: reasons why Arlene should accept that heâs a good boyfriend and caregiver to her children. Entertainment Weekly may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. INSIDE 2:55. (Yes, I may have been playing Digital Derby over the weekend.) Fleece on or off. ⢠Even Terryâs yellow lens polarized aviator sunglasses make him a better tracker, able to locate and recognize wolf prints when he sees âem. But who will come out on top? 10. Follow me: ⢠You have Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi (played by Denis OâHare), in his dandy riding jacket, and his lover, Talbot (Theo Alexander), de-gorgeous in evening attire and glossy curls. Johnny, bring in the Thai boy.ââTalbot. And really bloody funny when you think how many times Anna Paquin has probably mocked Stephen Moyer on their days off. (Dude, call me Freud, but thatâs last shot of Sookie gripping and firing off that pistol is one monster of a release.) What did you think of this week’s episode? The HBO original series True Blood is a phenomenal vampire/human love story based on the Charlaine Harris series "The Southern Vampire Mysteries". Itâs a vampire! By Price Peterson. Why? True Blood recap: 'You're No Good' recap (season 6, episode 3) By Mandi Bierly S6 E2 Recap Rate. 3. And rank, in general. This advertisement has not loaded yet, but your article continues below. But heâs blinded when it comes to Arlene, reading off his hilarious list of reasons as to why heâs an observant and sensitive caregiver while Arlene luges her breakfast and lunch into the toilet. The rumour that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth led to comparisons with Vlad the Impaler, thought by some (but not all) to be the at least partial inspiration for Count Dracula. ⢠Sam meets his mother and father. I found a baby armadillo by the side of the road and I nursed it and now it sleeps under my bed and his name is Felix.â â Terry reading from The List, ⢠âIf you could excuse me, I have to go drain the main course. Rate. There we meet Jesus (Kevin Alejandro), the hunky orderly who Laffy takes a big shine to. Even your shaven man fur is growing in nicely. It was an urgent command to allow him to protect her in her own house, which was invaded by a werewolf. Mr. Northman? And donât think I havenât noticed the absence of your wispy bangs. Tommy, for his part, has a big chip(munk) on his shoulderâ#shifterhumourâthinking that Sam was lucky to get out. True Blood is an American television drama series created by Alan Ball and based on The Southern Vampire Mysteries (also known as The Sookie Stackhouse novels) by Charlaine Harris.It aired on HBO from September 7, 2008 to August 24, 2014. Russell finds it quaint that Bill denies any knowledge of Sophie-Anneâs business dealings, threatening to bring Sookie into matters, at which point Bill pops fang, something we know canât be willed. Or was Sookie about to role play with Mr. Northman? Not that they donât have their story lines, but to recap, with only ten episodes left this season, Sookie has spent the first two pining over Bill and debating whether or not to invite Eric into her home, be it to protect her or make sweet, sweet, EPIC love to her. Pam dispenses how to keep your mind off of draining your victim advice in the bathroom as well as how to flawlessly apply lipstick. ⢠While Andy and Jason continue to run down bad guys in civilian attire, they represent the vigilante in all of us. View More. Just sayinâ. ), ⢠âIâm a nurturer. Jessica is stuck cleaning house, namely the dead (now missing) body in her crypt. ⢠Eric gives Sookie the background on the âoperationâ werewolves. This website uses cookies to personalize your content (including ads), and allows us to analyze our traffic. Even though we get the scene in which Godric tells Eric not to be ruled by his emotions, this sudden turn in Ericâs personality, as if weâre supposed to believe that generations of control could be undermined by one, weepy (albeit attractive and feisty) waitress, is a stretch. He says that theyâre worse than the Nazis: organized, well-funded, and fueled by vampire blood. There was a lot of Arlene-Terry stuff that has really outlasted its usefulness as comic relief. 9 Crimes. Even Lorena, looking splendid in full riding gear, takes it upside the head with a gas lamp, pitched by Bill at the speed-of-light. Rate. True Blood recap: 'You're No Good' recap (season 6, episode 3) By Mandi Bierly S6 E2 Recap Watch. tap here to see other videos from our team. © 2020 National Post, a division of Postmedia Network Inc. All rights reserved. Men in uniform. Lynnpd has an avid interest in the entertainment industry from classic movies to all things True Blood. Join the mailing list to receive daily email updates. He intends to hold Bill hostage in order to convince Bill to become the Sheriff of Mississippi Area 2, which would effectively wage war against Queen Sophie-Anne, something The King could care less about as he boldly proclaims that he intends to marry The Queen. (We like Franklin, don’t we? I like Butchy Bill. But I love the story line between her and Lafayette, and hope that we get to see that play out a bit longer before Tara gets funky with Franklin. In I Found You, a trio of hostages look for a possible savior from the H-vamps as the fate of … In his tighty whities, Samâs dad seems pretty permissive, right up until he yells at Tommy for being ungracious. Sign up to receive the daily top stories from the National Post, a division of Postmedia Network Inc. Entertainment Weekly is a registered trademark of Meredith Corporation All Rights Reserved. In past, Iâve been critical about the treatment of women on True Blood. In return for sheriff-ship, or whatever the hell you call it, Bill would share information with Russell, who thinks Bill has the ear of the Queen, whom Russell dislikes intensely, and will help Russell to marry the Queen (part of his plan for conquest). [2] At the beginning of September it was announced that it would be the final season. Russell eventually made his pitch to Bill: He’d make Bill the “sheriff of Mississippi Area Two,” wherever the hell that is. (Minus the vampire blood, I never got the impression that the Nazis simply passed a hat at pep rallies, but there we are.) Talbot tells Bill that the bed heâll be staying in once belonged to Countess Elizabeth Bathory. These minutes were the high point of the season so far. ⢠Pam coaches Jessica on how to keep herself from draining her victims by thinking of things that turn her off, such as maggots, ironic considering the rotting body in Jessicaâs sleeping quarters. 8.2 (1,560) 0. [2] It concluded its run on September 12, 2010 and contained 12 episodes, bringing the series total to 36. We encountered an issue signing you up. The speech in which Lafayette tells Tara that life is suffering, that we donât get to check out early, is the key to what I think is the true appeal of vampirism. The seventh and final season of the HBO supernatural drama series True Blood premiered on June 22, 2014 and contained ten episodes. The final season of True Blood is going to be a dark one, this we know. “You drank from my guest?” said Russell to Cooter through clenched teeth, in a line that could have come from the mouth of another, much older in entertainment-years vampire, Bela Lugosi’s Dracula. What is this, Secretary?). ⢠Jessica renting a chain saw over the phone presumably to make fast work of the truckerâs rotting body. ⢠There wasnât nearly enough Hoyt/Jessica time, but I thought Hoytâs observation that he and Jessica would need to fight their true natures in order to be together was telling, precisely because what brought them together in the first place was a desire to be themselves. Whether or not we agree on the point of it all is neither here nor there. The Haunted Side - Paranormal Investigations Recommended for you Error: please try again. Pretty soon, Sam’s new little brother, Tommy, shifted himself, into a pitbull, and he and a doggy-shifted Sam go romping. Those pointy tips have surely curled a few toes into place, his heels digging into the gravel out back of Merlotteâs as he held a poor sap in place while Tara pounded the daylight out of him. Watch. Follow Russell’s logic (and unwitting foolishness) here. We apologize, but this video has failed to load. Offers may be subject to change without notice. Theyâre territorial, vicious, and pathologically secretive. When Jason asked if Bigfoot and Santa are also real, it seemed too corny even for him. You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently. You keep going. True Blood Season 3, Episode 3 Recap It Hurts Me Too. 6. During the scene in which he asks Sookie to let him in, be it to protect her, or to have primal sexâ¦just give me a secondâ¦isnât exactly in keeping with the past two seasons of Ericâs indifference toward her. 0. True Blood Recap: A Little Ditty ’Bout Dieter and Pam True Blood’s writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient. Certain exceptions aside, this I-feel-funny-down-there shuffling Eric is a far cry from the If-I-werenât-so-dead-youâd-be-dead-to-me Old Eric. For me, it was the scenes between Sookie and Eric, during which his horndog antics turned into something richer: a fierce protectiveness against werewolves who are “organized, well-funded, and fueled by vampire blood,” as Eric explains to Sookie shortly before his, “Invite me in” becomes a lot more than just the usual come-on. The season was ordered on July 15, 2013. She and Jason find something important however under her bed. And then came the title-card that made my heart plummet: “Augsberg, Germany 1945.” Flashbacks in True Blood have proven to be as slow and tedious as the rest of TB is fast and clever. Itâs like storytelling. The second season of the television series True Blood commenced airing in the United States on June 14, 2009, concluded on September 13, 2009, and contains 12 episodes. (And did he glamour her to get in the house? 2010 Bad Blood. True Blood Season 3; Written by Lynnpd. ⢠Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi, is responsible for Billâs kidnapping. SPOILER: As the supply of True Blood dries up, the number of vampire attacks on humans increases dramatically, something Sookie experiences first hand. Blood season 2 continues TONIGHT (April 28, 2020) at 9pm on Channel 5. This was a surprisingly good and thoughtful episode of True Blood! Bon Temps reaches a fever pitch as Maryann prepares for her ultimate bestial sacrifice, conscripting Sookie to be Maid of Honor at the bloody nuptials. If you don't see it please check your junk folder. Heâs a Mexican, but he ainât raped me yet.â Not only is it further evidence of why True Blood will never be called politically correct no matter how much it plays off minority politics, trust me when I say that that line in context is like Alfre Woodard channelled Archie Bunker and brought âHell, no, she didnât just say that!â to a whole new level. It is loosely based on the second novel of The Southern Vampire Mysteries, Living Dead in Dallas.. Sookie: That's so weird. Note: Because the July 3 episode of True Blood was available to HBO GO subscribers on June 26, we published our recap of the episode … ⢠Ever wonder why Lafayette needed more than two jobs? True Blood (2008–2014) Episode List. There was a Jessica-and-Hoyt scene, as she rejects him (still upset and confused about that mouldering corpse in the basement, y’know). 'True Blood' Season 3, Episode 1 'Bad Blood': TV Recap By Michelle Kung. We met Franklin, the Brit vamp who helped Tara beat up some bad ol’ boys who insulted Eggs. Eric bared fangs, Sookie shot a gun, and the evening ended. A welcome email is on its way. Clearly, The King has the upper hand. (The King? Rate. No rest for the weary: On to Sam visiting his long-lost family, the Mickens, who were about as realistically portrayed as a Li’l Abner comic strip. 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