Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? I'm not that stupid! It is lying, Butters. What?? Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. You really came through. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. I hate having my future self around, too. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Take my sorrows. Stan! Future Butters. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Listen! Alright, now, Stan. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Butters, we've go-! The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. ¡Arriba arriba! Harmless? Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. We sure hope so. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Season 6 E 16 ⢠12/04/2002. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea ⦠Look! After that I'll bail. A song about stan and the "futurestan"_____You can download all Southpark-Song on http://www.planearium.de/songsus-6.htm I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! I I just, I just, ...my first idea. I have no idea, man. Craig's. I know that's just what you told me. This whole time! Well Butters, I hope you like the work. It's driving me crazy! Oh. Oh. Jumping 20 years forward. Well now you won't have to! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!). [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. Alright, now, Stan. See, here he is. 12/04/2002 The T stand for Terrific. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! Future Butters. That it is, I assure you. Butters, listen. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. We don't know you and you don't know us! Well that's a pretty good deal. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. My guess is far far less than 1% have a vivid vision which they share with everyone. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Okay, very nice, very nice. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. We sure hope so. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. It's a big flick a fuck! Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me Uh well, sure thing, Stan. He's right. And here it is⦠Dear Future Self, Today is your 40th birthday and as you look back you realize that you have had many fortunate ⦠I want them to see what they did was wrong! Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Take my darkness. The Future Self Visualisation This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Oh Jesus, it smells! I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Oh. ¡Es verde! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Moody Publishers, 2019, 224 pages. Follow me back home, Stan. But I think it's coming together real nice. Motivation Corp.! Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. You're right, Linda. Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Are you my eleven o'clock? I hate him! This might be our fault. Take my guilt. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Stan! This is Josh Casher. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and ⦠It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Yeah, I gotta admit. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps]Me, Stan Marsh • Future Stan • Future Butters • Motivation Corp. • Parental Revenge Center • "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • Felipe, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. Yeah. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? And that show is so stupid. No, I wanted to write some words to my future self, and so here they are: 10 things I really hope my future self ⦠Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! I said, I know how you feel. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. Four months?? Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Future self, this is my good friend,-. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. He's me when I'm 32. Summary. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. You don't know what you're doing! Why don't you get some sleep? Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Come on, Butters, let's go. Stan's future self ⦠Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. I know what you mean. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self⦠I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. This might be our fault. Just go away before we call the police! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. We're running away! Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. That looks nice. Stan! Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self ⦠South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Oh! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration]Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Wait a minute. Oh. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. In the ass. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. The ends justify the means. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Four months?? Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. So I don't know what to believe! I want them to see what they did was wrong! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Here I go. Stan's future self ⦠How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Thanks. Well now you won't have to! You don't know what you're doing! I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? To do this, first ⦠Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Good luck with your letter writing, and weâll see you in the future. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. Butters, listen. You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! What?? i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. But why are you back in this time with us, son? He's right. We're running away! I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Stan! Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Come on, Butters, let's go. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. Now consider what else makes you who you are. They've all been lying to us this whole time! My Future Self n' Me. In the ass. The T stand for Terrific. Yes, that's right. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. a-and Clyde's. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Dad?? Okay, okay, fine. What my company does is in. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. It's a powerful ⦠Thanks. Your son seems to be responding. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Let me just say, first and foremost, happy Thanksgiving! It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! We'll take smoking, for instance. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. Okay, okay, fine. They just... don't, son! Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Well, there's only one person I can blame. hey all! ¡Arriba arriba! God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Why don't you get some sleep? This post originally appeared on The Simple Dollar.. A Real Look at My Future Self. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. The only time you'll return to this website will be to explore your journal My Future Self by My Future Self⦠Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Take my pain. Get it! Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Only 1% write their goals down daily. So, everything is working out with your future actor? Well that's a pretty good deal. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Look! We don't know you and you don't know us! We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. Letter to inform my future self. Shift As Much in Your Current Life to Reflect Your Future Self You really came through. Oh no! Your authentic self ⦠I know that Mom had actually let it out. Synopsis. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Yeah. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Winter Park. I have to share my room with my future self?? Dude, that's not extreme enough! Wait a minute. Yep. Right. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. â Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. Just go away before we call the police! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Felipe! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! I have a wife and three school-aged children. Winter Farm. This whole time! Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Chris, don't you see? And I will work hard, for you. I have no idea, man. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! He's me when I'm 32. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Wait right here, Stan. Craig's. Oh, God, it smells in here. Motivation Corp.! I know all about Motivation Corp.! Are you listening to your ⦠Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Writing a letter to my future self was enlightening for me. Stan! Dude, that's not extreme enough! Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. But I think it's coming together real nice. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Far less than 1% courageously pursue their future dreams, right here and now. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self ⦠Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. You from the future. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Right now, Iâm in my late 30s. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! 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